I Believe God Has a Sense of Humor. Do you?

You know I mostly blog on theology subjects. But once in a while, I try to bring a smile. Here are some church bulletin announcements that just might make you grin.
I do believe God has a sense of humor. He gave us one. Why shouldn’t He have one?

Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It’s a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
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The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.

Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.

The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare’s Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM.
The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.